{"id":1488,"date":"2011-12-20T21:02:41","date_gmt":"2011-12-21T02:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maderr.com\/?p=1488"},"modified":"2011-12-20T21:02:41","modified_gmt":"2011-12-21T02:02:41","slug":"criminals-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/meganderr.com\/?p=1488","title":{"rendered":"Criminals for Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"

My Christmas story is officially out \ud83d\ude00 I don’t write contemporary often, but when I do it tends to be toward the silly\/nonsensical end of the spectrum. Even when they’re criminals who kill people for a living and so maybe should not be the heroes. But that never stops me (or anyone else, so far as I know).<\/p>\n

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Allen has had enough. His latest job went south, his favorite car has been totaled, people keep wanting his lover dead, and on top of all that he still has not a single damn clue what to get his lover for Christmas\u2014a gift he desperately wants to get right, because otherwise he fears he\u2019ll be spending New Year\u2019s alone.<\/p>\n

Then he finds himself forced to take an unusual job on Christmas Eve, and Allen wonders if they’ll even live long enough to exchange gifts… <\/p>\n

A\/N: Christmas Package is a sequel to the free story Delivery with a Smile<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And don’t forget to scope LT3’s other Christmas story, written by the truly marvelous Piper Vaughn:<\/p>\n

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Nothing says Christmas like droves of the undead…<\/p>\n

All Emery wants for Christmas is someone to share it with. It looks like he might finally be getting his wish in Ross, the sexy customer he’s been crushing on for months. But neither of them counted on the zombies, or on being caught in the worst blizzard in half a century. Even with a plan for contending with the zombie hordes, surviving will take a miracle.<\/p>\n

It’s not exactly how Emery dreamed of spending Christmas with Ross, but he can\u2019t think of a better way to spend a zombie apocalypse. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Buy both, and you get a dollar off your order ^____^ Go forth and enjoy the shinies, peeps! \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My Christmas story is officially out \ud83d\ude00 I don’t write contemporary often, but when I do it tends to be toward the<\/p>\n

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